Jokes and Humor

Famous Last Quotes

Don't worry, it's not loaded.

Who: Terry Kath, rock musician in the band Chicago Transit Authority.

Context: What he said as he put the gun he was cleaning to his head and pulled the trigger. Although the gun magazine had been removed, Kath was unaware that a bullet was in the chamber. He was killed instantly.

Why yes, a bulletproof vest.

Who: Domonic Willard

Context: Willard was a small time foot soldier during the Prohibition era. He said this just before his death by firing squad, when he was asked if he had any last requests.

Entropy

• God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. - General Jack D. Ripper
• In discussing evolution versus intelligent design: They're babblers, said the pastor, the Rev. Jim Grove, who leads a 40-member independent Baptist church outside of Dover. The more Ph.D.'s you get, it seems like the further away from God you get.
• Life is a sexually transmitted disease. - R. D. Laing