Famous Last Quotes
"Don't worry, it's not loaded."
Who: Terry Kath, rock musician in the band Chicago Transit Authority.
Context: What he said as he put the gun he was cleaning to his head and pulled the
the gun magazine had been removed, Kath was unaware that a bullet was in
chamber. He was killed instantly.
"Why yes, a bulletproof vest."
Who: Domonic Willard
Notes: Willard was a small time foot soldier during the Prohibition era. He said
this just before
his death by firing squad, when he was asked if he had any last requests.
God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear and in true health,
through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. - General Jack D.
In discussing evolution versus intelligent design:
They're babblers, said
the pastor, the Rev. Jim Grove, who leads a 40-member independent Baptist church
outside of Dover.
The more Ph.D.'s you get, it seems like the further away from
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. - R. D. Laing
In the Doctor's Waiting Room
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him right now.