Doctors Strike Cartoon.

Famous Last Quotes

"Don't worry, it's not loaded."

Who: Terry Kath, rock musician in the band Chicago Transit Authority.

Context: What he said as he put the gun he was cleaning to his head and pulled the trigger. Although the gun magazine had been removed, Kath was unaware that a bullet was in the chamber. He was killed instantly.

"Why yes, a bulletproof vest."

Who: Domonic Willard

Notes: Willard was a small time foot soldier during the Prohibition era. He said this just before his death by firing squad, when he was asked if he had any last requests.


God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. - General Jack D. Ripper

In discussing evolution versus intelligent design: They're babblers, said the pastor, the Rev. Jim Grove, who leads a 40-member independent Baptist church outside of Dover. The more Ph.D.'s you get, it seems like the further away from God you get.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease. - R. D. Laing

In the Doctor's Waiting Room

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

Doctor: Tell him I can't see him right now.